How To Guide - To Tell Stupidest Being Late Reasons

You have an early morning class or a meeting to catch up. You reach to class or office late, what will be your reasons. Above all what will be your reasons which will sound stupid or bull shit but may be true. There will be many popular ones. Like Heavy Traffic, Alarm didn't went off and Tire got flat are universal tried and tested reasons for coming late. There will be many more genuine and stupid reasons too but when a boss or teacher do not want to hear anything then hardly any of them works. 

When in any case coming late will be punishable offense, Then why not try some crazy and stupid ones but with some creativity involved in it. Mentioned below are the one in categories. These are the reasons that can be used for coming late for class. You can apply them for work too with slight and necessary modifications. Although Disclaimer would be, try them at your own risk.

Superhero Reasons

• Was saving the world from <aliens> last night, didn't realized I worked overtime.
• I was on time, but just before entering the class I realized I forgot to remove my superhero underwear which I wear over my pant. To unlock that I need to go back to the secured location and do that. Its a time consuming process unlike any other normal underwear.
• It's too much Air Traffic and the city is filled with bad constructions too. No safety guaranteed, if my web will stick to any of the buildings fine or I will fall down. With all this, I can no longer fly like a Spider-man. So I traveled by road this time, hence late.

Vampire Reasons

• I always come on time at night classes. I just got shifted to the day classes, due to the count of students had significantly gone down of that class. I work whole night and then coming on time to a morning class is not my cup of blood...oops...Tea.
• Was at dentist office to sharpen my tooth and accidentally checked on him, about how good he did that job. It took time to cleared that mess at his office.

Celebrity Reasons

• Sorry I am late, as I got stuck into signing autographs and satisfying paparazzi's at college gate.
• I forgot to change my watch back to <Indian Standard Time> after returning from <Hollywood>, last weekend.
• My <chauffeur> didn't got up early.
• Traffic got stuck because of me.

Stupid Reasons For Early Morning Classes

• I was sleepwalking from hostel and entered a different class than this one. Just realized that mistake and came to rectify.
• It took really good amount of time to untangle the knot of my Pajama. You will not allow someone in class with Pajama on, so it was kind of necessity for this day.
• My Alarm started at correct time but doesn't goes off, when I hit the snooze button. It took me extra hour to fix the alarm to go off completely.
• I had a nice dream tonight that you died, so no class today. It took time within sleep to find the difference between dream and reality, hence late. 

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©Tapas Majumdar