Thursday, June 05, 2014

My Unquotable Quotes

Why most of the quotes that exist are positive or morale boosters only?  Peoples who are down and out need something apart from their own inner self to feel good and be positive. Hence almost all quotes you find will be positive in nature to boost your morale. These quotes mentioned below are unquotable. Why? It’s not due to copyright reasons but due to the negative nature of these quotes (you can share these quotes without violating the copyright), while sharing you may find more brick backs than bouquets. That’s where following copyright against each quote will help. Yes, these quotes are original and framed by me to challenge the most popular belief of quotes that it should always be positive else it’s not a quote.
Are these quotes going to give you any feel good factor like other quotes? For me yes, it worked during various negative phases of my life. How? Before answer that question let me ask you a question, why we feel good when we read positive quotes? There may be different reasons to explain this. One of the reasons will be the negativity among ourselves, which get neutralize by any positive quote. While as per mathematics multiplying two negative makes it positive (negative you with negative quotes).  So while reading if you start feeling the quotes are actually positive rather than negative, then it’s just that kind of effect ;)

Techie Quotes

When I connected to my Inner Self and Queried/Searched “What you want to do in your Life” it returned as “Your Search -- What you want to do in your Life -- does not retuned any results”. I am damn sure in my childhood days it used to return me at least few matches found.

When I connected to my Inner Self and Queried/Searched “What you want to do in your Life” it returned with message “HTTP ERROR 500: exception: The Inner Self encountered an internal error () that prevented it from fulfilling this request” and with long untraceable stack trace.

When I connected to my Inner Self and Queried/Searched “What you want to do in your Life” it returned with “404 Inner Self Not found” and there is no proper instructions of where to find it.

When I try to connect my Inner Self …It returned “Cannot connect to your Inner self, please check your connection or make sure you are plugged in or contact our support number 4355-669-463 (Hell-oMy-God)”.

Philosophical Quotes

When someone say after every bad phase there will be good phase, they are wrong. Actually after every Bad Phase there will never be any good phases it will always be either Very Bad Phase or More Bad Phases unless you change your perception about the definition of your Bad Phase.

Never blame any person for all the bad things happened or happening in your life. Every time you blame someone for something bad happened to you. You are taking that person close to become  the God of your life because god is the one whom we blame if something goes wrong and you are blaming the person in place of god, so treating that person as god.

Never blame god for all the bad things happened or happening in your life. It’s been told that god is omnipotent, so according to that logic blaming god is like blaming everything surrounding you, including yourself.

Never blame yourself for all the bad things happened or happening in your life. Every time you blame yourself the burden of blame will be piled up onto you only and one day it will be so much that either the burden of blames will hold you back forever or quantity of blames will blind your thought process forever.

Complacency/Laziness Quotes

Complacency can kill you. How? A complacent person is riding on a super-fast train which is heading nowhere and surely will met with an accident because you will find yourself complacent enough to pull that chain.

I must confess today that I am a murderer and a serial Killer. This is what I do every day.  This is my Hobby and Profession. Yes, I Kill time every day, every moment. The more I kill the more I become perfectionist in my profession of Killing Time.

Strong Statement Quote

Do not throw thorns toward me; I have a bad habit of turning them into roses.

©Tapas Majumdar